So who says we don't have a sense of humor? This is our response to the announced "Celebrate Global Warming Day." While we think anyone who dismises global warming as harmless is a certified diaperhead, even we can think of a few things to celebrate:

The Ten Best Things
about Global Warming:

10. Why pay for tattoos when melanoma's free?
9. No more pesky weeds. In fact, no more pesky plants.
8. Nile Encephalitis: not just for Egyptians anymore.
7. Furnaces convert easily into tornado shelters.
6. Helsinki: the new Riviera.
5. Middle East oil producers feel right at home— everywhere.
4. Golfers only need a putter and a sand wedge.
3. For those who can't get enough of global warming. One word: Venus.
2. Steaks, medium rare, on the hoof.
1. Three thongs and you're dressed!

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The Ten Best Things about Global Warming:

Brought to you by GardenEarth.com and the authors of DEAD MARS, DYING EARTH. Please include this credit with copies. Thanks.

The Ten Best Things
about Global Warming:

Brought to you by GardenEarth.com and the authors of DEAD MARS, DYING EARTH.

Please include this credit with copies. Thanks.